Random Thoughts of a Stressed Out Housewife.

This is the first time I have written a post like this...............................................Its not normal for me to have nothing to say but on this occasion that is exactly what I find myself doing...........................................Nothing......................................I honestly cannot think of anything to blog about. "Just write" my inner Mojo tells me............................."Anything" he says "No matter how random the subject is"........................"OK Then" I reply...............................................

1.When writing Christmas cards to couples who have 4 billion children do I write each name or To Maureen, Dave and Family???????? To be honest I hate writing cards and have discovered that other people feel the same, I know this because today I have received 6 Virtual Christmas Cards on Facebook. I am seriously thinking of including a note in each card saying that this will be the last year I send cards and will be donating to charity instead next year. Does that make me a meanie or is it just a sign of the times??

2. I am fat..................................This has been confirmed today when I commented to an elderly lady waiting to cross the road that it was a really chilly day.................Her reply was "I wouldn't imagine you feel much of the cold dear being the size you are"................................................................I thought about shoving her under a passing bus but remembered it was Christmas soon and I didn't really want to spend it in a police cell. Maybe she was commenting on my height...............................Who am I kidding.....................I need to go on a diet in the new year.

3. I know all the words to most Barry Manilow songs..........................................................How can this be when I can walk into a room and forget what on earth I am doing there. I even surprise myself with the sheer perfection at knowing each and every "Ooh" and "Ahhhh" to Copacabana.

4. Has Cliff Richards been cryogenically frozen and is just defrosted each Christmas to sing for us. I am wondering this as he is on TV at the moment looking about 40, either that or he has found a fantastic moisturiser....................What's your secret Cliff............................You can tell me, I wont tell a soul.

5. Should I attempt to finish this gigantic bag of M&M's all by myself.......................................I do feel a little bit sick but its like they are throwing themselves into my mouth..............

Random enough for you Mojo???......................................................................

Hopefully I will be back in the full swing of it soon and will continue to lighten your days. Until then folks.........................................

Love
Me
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